May 2013
That moment when someone is at your house but you...
sodamnrelatable:
So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses…
April 2013
laughbitches:
Sharks with human teeth
hehe
They look so happy
Har har har
me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand
If I'm in a relationship with you, I promise
To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys.
To put in a lot of effort into our relationship
To show you off to all my friends & brag about you.
To care for you.
To always talk to you.
To never cheat on you.
To stay loyal and honest.
To be there for you.
To share cute memories with you.
To make other people jealous of us.
To always try my best to make you smile.
To...
jadehalrey:
*whispers to u during sex* can i copy ur algebra homework
nickelode0n:
nickelode0n:
what’s the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferrari?
i don’t have a ferrari in my garage
OT3: me, laptop-kun, and internet-sama
Please I'm sad and lonely :(
1. Did you wake up cranky?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
halogenic:
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
when I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone
How do you take a picture of EXO-M from afar?
fuckingjongdae:
badkpoppuns:
legit-luhan:
You Xiumin
This is beautiful…
help
You have permission to flirt with me anonymously....
daviddthaxton:
My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
Tiffany Nicknames
taengochaerin:
1. Pink Lady
2. Ma Pink Gangsta!
3. Pinkmonster
What is next taeyeon?
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
do you ever just cry because you’re you
crysietal:
Write one smut fanfic about Samuel and I will light you all on fire.
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
callurn:
cyanide123:
callurn:
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
