So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses…
Sharks with human teeth
They look so happy
Har har har
- To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys.
- To put in a lot of effort into our relationship
- To show you off to all my friends & brag about you.
- To care for you.
- To always talk to you.
- To never cheat on you.
- To stay loyal and honest.
- To be there for you.
- To share cute memories with you.
- To make other people jealous of us.
- To always try my best to make you smile.
- To keep you happy.
- To make your death quick and painless when I rule the world
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